Poop Machine ...

While cleaning out C-Rex's litter box this morning, I couldn't help but start thinking of a song. With a little change of the lyrics, here it is. Enjoy...

Sung to the tune of "Love Machine" by The Miracles:

Oh, yeah....

(I,I,) I'm just a poop machine
Ain't no cat who can pinch loaf like me.
(I,I )I'm just a poop machine
and I got some-one who'll clean up after me.

Every morning at dawn
I feel the urge coming on
and I just sneak away.
Into my little gray box
without a door or a lock
and I just let one lay.
It's amazing how much I eat
that my crap can be so complete.
From my dinner bowl I just peck
and then my sphincter muscles start to flex.

OOOOOOOOhhhh!!

(I,I,) I'm just a poop machine
Ain't no cat who can pinch loaf like me.
(I,I ) I'm just a poop machine
And I got some-one who'll clean up after me.

With just a kibble or two
I can produce so much poo
And it just blows my mind.
And at the drop of a hat
I'm a bowel-moving cat
like no other kind (push it push it baby)
And with the stink that I create
you always wonder what I just ate.
Don't think to much, just move the clump.
'Cause look out baby, here's another dump!

OOOOOOOOOOhh!

(I,I,) I'm just a poop machine
Ain't no cat who can pinch loaf like me.
(I,I ) I'm just a poop machine
And I got some-one who'll clean up after me.

La... La la la la..... La la la la.. La la
La la la la la.. La la la....
La la laaaaaaaaa
Push it push it baby, yeah......ah, ah

(I,I,) I'm just a poop machine
Ain't no cat who can pinch loaf like me.
(I,I) I'm just a poop machine
And I got some-one who'll clean up after me.