Monday, April 11, 2005

Wednesdays at the Post

What do you get when you put a room full of screaming queens half lit by overpriced cocktails and a voluptuous redheaded Dominatrix-in-the-making with a bag of sexual toys and pornographic DVDs? Why, what else would it be, but Kinky Quizzo night at The Post Bar!

Yes, folks, Wednesday nights at the post bar has become quite the fun time. It's a chance for everyone to either brag about their knowledge of sex and sexually related topics or to learn a thing or two for their next date or a-hem...chance encounter.

And the prizes are, shall we say, interesting. I myself am now the proud owner of a penis leash. What is a penis leash you ask? Well, I don't really know either, but by seeing how much money dog-walkers in the city can make, I'm thinking about starting some sort of buisness.

You can either be part of a team (it's fun to watch a winning team fight over the prizes) or play with yourself... Or you can find yourself playing with yourself if you become the lucky winner. In any event just remember this: the questions, no matter how kinky or experienced you think you are, are not easy. I mean, how many people actually know this: True or False: Sperm have little or no motion ability until they are mixed with the secretions of the prostate and seminal vesicles?

Think you know the answer?

Then swing on by The Post Bar this or any Wednesday night and put your balls where your mouth is....errr.... well, you know what I mean.

Hope to see you!!

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