The Power of a Blog...

Who knew this little venting station of mine would gain so much popularity? I sure as shit didn't.

I went to Kinky Quizzo last night at The Post. Even though I came in 2nd to last place (sorry, JC), I still got a great round of applause when my name was called. According to our very own georgous Dominatrix, Mistress Jen, last night's theme was in honor of the new Royal Couple, Charles & Camilla, the most beautiful couple this side of the Devon Horse Show. Mistress Jen entered the bar wearing a hat that would've made the Queen Mum jealous and sporting a tight fitting tee-shirt with the royal couple's official photograph emblazened across her...ummm...ample breasticles. :-)

One thing about Jen is this: No matter what the topic of discussion might be, she has this unique ability to bring the average size of the man's penis into the conversation, and do this in such a fluid manner that you wouldn't even notice.

Rumor has it also that she's gonna surprise us all one day by coming into the bar dressed to the nines in full dominatrix garb, whips and all.

(I've been a baaaaaaad boy)

In keeping with last night's theme, Michael's game name was Queen Mutha Martha (in honor of his own proclaimed royalty, the queen of style, Martha Stewart)... Speaking of style, be sure to keep tabs here over the next couple weeks, because it was brought to my attention that Michael is being interviewed by the City Paper for his contribution to style in the city of brotherly love.

***gag***

I mean....congratulations Michael!!!!

Ozzie's game name was Sir Ranwrap. Ozzie, by the way, came in 2nd place at the end of the night, taking home an assortment of parting gifts including a video of hot hairy men that he refused to even let me glance at the cover. Don't choke on a hairball, Oz!!!

My name was Sir Cumalot and, after seeing how I was at the end of the night, I should've made it something along the lines of Sir Drinkalot or Sir Pound 'em back.

But the winner... Aaaaaah the grand prize recipient of several gifts that we're sure to see on E-bay, including a blow up transexual doll complete with a detachable penis, was none other than a man who, like myself, has been there from the beginning.....

Did I promise not to use his name?.....

Was it....Michael?

No.....

Charlie?

No.....

Francis? Why... yes.... I think it was Francis who eventually went home with Little Miss Floatation Devise 2005. But wait... Before leaving last night, didn't I witness him getting alittle too agressive with his new found love? Didn't I witness him putting his fist somewhere where it shouldn't have gone? Didn't I witness Little Miss Floatation Devise 2005 whizzing around the room like a balloon until she was caught up in the cieling fan, her deflated legs whipping around in circles like crack whore trying to do cartwheels? Just when true love is found..... POP!

Anyway, as Mistress Jen read off the questions during the 2nd round, Michael, Ozzie and I suddenly looked at one another after hearing her read a very obscure question and we all realized that we knew the answer.

Why?

At that moment, Mistress Jen says: "And....if any of you had read Chris' blog, you'd already know the answer..."

Yes, in one of my previous posts, I had given an example of some of the questions that were asked and lo and behold, Mistress Jen was putting my readers to the test!!!

Keep that in mind, folks. If you want to take home some porn movies, whips, lube, penis leashes, or even your next vinyl date, think of this blog as the Kinky Quizzo version of the Davinci Code. You never know where you may find the clues and be able to win the grand prize!

That is...the power of a blog...