Taken from t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.
“How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?”
“Don’t upset me. I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.”
“Dyslexics of America – Untie!”
“100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?”
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Implants?’”
“My honor student can drink yours under the table!”
“Don’t Blame Me… I was in a drunken stupor on election day”
“I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.”
“Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘Lisp’ to have an ‘S’ in it?”
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